Down here in the Bay State, we adore red, snappy skin hot dogs. They are the epitome of processed, triple-pink-dyed deliciousness. And they snap when you bite into them.
Paris, of course, is not a hot dog fan. She much prefers Taco Bell as shown in this accompanying photo. But we are willing to convert her. We're going to send Super Sibling # 1 and 3 several cases of red snappy skins, and we'll divert a box to Paris as well. Lindsay Lohan, alas, will not receive a case until she straightens up her act.
2 comments:
Ooookay....what about Ms. Richie???
Does SHE not deserve to be tortured with your "snappy" skin flame red hot dogs too???? And then of course there is Brittnie...
Puhlease people...what is the matter with these women???!!! Oye!
Please divert my share of the red skins to someone who can really use them like David Letterman for stupic pet tricks or George w.for
beans and franks night at the white House, maybe you will get a tax write off from the republican party either that or they will try to blow them up on the front lawn of the white house thinking they might be some kind of bomb
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