I've got a serious dilemma. A work dilemma. A guy I work with declaring he's a transsexual. Changing his name. Starting soon, I have to stop calling this guy by his guy name and start calling him by his new girl name (which is nothing like his guy name. At all). I am dead serious.
Fortunately, I don't work with this guy in my office. I talk to him over the phone several times a week sometimes. And maybe I see him once or twice a year. And now I have to call him a different name. While he gets used to being a girl.
I'm serious. And I seriously need a vacation. I need to come to Maine, where all you deal with are people who address envelopes with "down back of Reny's." It's that simple. No one goes around changing the name of Reny's.
I'm a liberal, for heaven's sake. A card-carrying, outspoken, open minded liberal. And this is a serious dilemma. I seriously need a vacation.
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Can't believe you are not updating us on that little tramp/drunk Lindsey Lohan now!!!! heh heh
OOOOkkk..you can either have the transexuals who change their names or the good ole boys who think GeorgeW is the greatest thing since sliced bread and Renys is Saks fifth avenue for mens wear and
you shouldn't have to use a 911 address because that is "big brother watching you" if you have a street number...hence 'down back of Reny's' so what do you want your liberal loonies or your conservative ones?? In any case come to Maine!
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