Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Popular ... They Know About Popular

Paris Hilton has very unfriendly neighbors. They are worried about her return home after being released from jail (five days and counting...) All those paparazzi who will come home with her make a lot of noise hanging out in front of her LA home. Poor Paris. Here she is thinking she's now going to make a difference in the world.

She needs to be popular. Someone should remind her about:

Celebrated heads of state or specially great communicators
Did they have brains or knowledge?
Don't make me laugh!
They were popular! Please -
It's all about popular!
It's not about aptitude
It's how you're viewed
So it's very shrewd to be
Very very popular
Like me!

Well, maybe not like me. But like Britney or Lindsay at least. ;)