The teenage mutant females from hell are onto me (hence the Austin Powers reference in the title to this installment). Meghan, for one, is determined to figure out what the url to this blog is. Actually, she has less to worry about than Anna. This would be because Anna is driving me up, down and around a wall - or two or three. How long do you think teenage females are unbearable before they actually get their periods? Because SHE is definitely in the zone. If I get one more sarcastic response to a basic question, or one more fit of hysterical crying and door slamming, I may have to move into my Toyota Highlander.
Anna has a boyfriend, a gentle soul for whom I stopped at 'Tar-JAY' this evening to pick up a copy of the 5th season of the TV series "Friends." Friday is his birthday and this is what Anna is giving him - the 5th season of "Friends." He is apparently a "Friends" frenzied fan. Which may tell you a bit about this boy. He's not your typical boy, OK. Of course, I have no idea how this relationship is going because Anna doesn't TALK to me. Mainly, she says things like "Mo--om..." and rolls her eyes or gets up and leaves the room if I ask innocent questions like, 'So, was Jeff at the dance?' or 'So, did you want Jeff to maybe come over and visit this weekend? Cuz that would be OK...'
Apparently I'm not supposed to ask those kinds of questions. Maybe they are ANNOYING questions. But apparently I'm not supposed to ask things like "How was school today" either.
Meghan, typically, is working this whole hormonal influx thing to her own personal enjoyment, re: she tortures Anna with comments and 20-question inquiries whenever she feels like it. Which usually results in more door slamming and acute use of the words "shut UP, Meghan!"
And then there is Howard -- peacefully tucked away in some Marriott hotel on a business trip. Unsuspectingly calling home to check in with his loving family. Poor guy. ;)
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Do NOT give her the address!!! haha
Well...you can if you want...I just figure I will let Jr. here try to find mine! Give him something productive to do...
As for AJ...hmmm...that girl has a mind of her own! I have seen that!
See my blog today with regard to teen age boys...
"Let em Suffa" (said with a mafia type accent) yeah!
You have to have a vent place this is it. Caroline as I said has the address. Ty could find it if he wanted but I don't think he wants to..
About this Jeff..metro or possibly playing for the same team?? Maybe she is "frustrated" sorry! I'm laughing at that one. I know kimmie is rolling on the floor..just kidding, she is 13, pre-period..period! When she slams just slam one yourself it feels good and the echo is great.
Oh my God...you soooo have me pegged....I was laughing out loud here reading Sib #1's comment..."frustrated" hahahaha
Actually #2 mentioned this guy to me when I was down last Feb. and showed me him in his halloween costume, which was Dracula(?) I believe...sort of a metro-type when you think of some of those lame movies about vamps lately!!! I agree though...pre-period...PERIOD! Give her the ol' "Gretchen Eye Roll" right back!
Total metro sexual. Definitely. He's even got the high pitched voice. Maybe she IS frustrated. ;)
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