Need a Winter Distraction? Here's a Lindsay-Paris Cat Fight Update

Oh my goodness!
Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton reportedly had a huge cat-fight at a pre-Grammy party this past Saturday. Both were hoping that music producer Timbaland (whoever the heck that is), who has worked with the likes of Justin Timberlake, Nelly Furtado, etc., would help revive their music careers.

WHAT music careers...?

Reportedly, when Paris arrived at said soiree, Lindsay pointed at her and said "What the (expletive) is that (expletive) doing here? I didn't know she was on the list." Paris reportedly responded by spewing a slew of profanities.

Now, because daughter #1 was home with the flu last week, I had the opportunity to see an episode of Ellen, which featured a guest appearance by Paris, before I left the house to go to work. (This is because when you have the flu, there is nothing quite like holing up on the couch with a cup of tea and a good dose of Ellen, and that is what daughter #1 was doing).

Anyway, can I just say that Paris Hilton is the most vapid woman I think I have ever encountered? Can she possibly BE that dumb? Or is she just acting that way because it gets her SOME kind of media attention? Seriously. The woman admits to having 17 dogs because she couldn't bear to give their puppies away. Ie., she never had her dogs neutered. That sent Ellen into a tizzy, let me tell you.

And it's not even the lack of common pet sense that gets me. It's her entire demeanor. She looks as if she tilts her head a certain way on purpose because she has decided it results in the camera getting her best angle. Vapid ... and vain. Lately, I think her new hairstyle makes her look like a young Martha Stewart on a diet. Seriously. Just think how many people would maybe admire her if she showed even a morsel of the intelligence Martha has. (And I'm not being nice to Martha here... I'm just sayin'.)